HEAR YE, HEAR YE!
Let it be known that Ariel is the decided victor of a pool-noodle swordfight held the evening of September 20th, Two-Thousand-Ten.
As aforesaid damsel prepared to depart for FHE, her FHE brother procured a pair of the pink foam weapons and challenged her to an epic battle. Taking her noodle, she made a sudden attack, with thrusts and blows too quick to be parried. Disarming her opponent, she made short work of him, sealing her victory.
Her beaten opponent still refuses to acknowledge his defeat by a GIRL, crying foul play, but four witnesses proclaim Ariel's victory above reproach.
That's right, Sean--you got OWNED. :)
("Beat the opponents SOUNDLY in the SKIRMISH!" :) Yes, that's Brian Regan yet again.)

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